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99 AND 44/100% DEAD!
FROM John Frankenheimer! With Richard Harris, Edmond O'Brien. Elderly mobster Edmond O'Brien hires a hit man to eliminate his rival. There are albino alligators, skillful chase scenes, and Chuck Connors as a one-handed psycho who can fit various deadly weapons on his stumpy arm. Excellent close-ups, lots of black humor, great music, classical gangster scenario. A quality. Color.

ALL IN THE FAMILY
(1975) The skeleton in Jackie Chan's closet; if you've been dying to see Jackie in bed with a woman (especially a TOTALLY nude Jackie) this is your only chance in his 40+ motion pictures! Chinese language only, No English; a turn-of-the-century sex comedy; as family members gather to be with their dying father, old rivalries begin to surface; directed by Chu Mu; also starring Sammo Hung and Linda Chu; original Chinese title HUA FEI MAN CHENG CHUN; Please note, the quality of the print is not the greatest; {print quality C}

ARIZONA DREAM
(1993) UPGRADE! directed by Emir Kusturica; starring Johnny Depp, Jerry Lewis, and Faye Dunaway in a surrealistic story of a New York drifter who gets stuck working at his uncle's car lot in Arizona; also known as ARROWTOOTH WALTZ; {print quality A}

BABY SISTER
(1982) Debut film for a young and sexy Phoebe Cates; in English with Portuguese subtitles; A runaway girl moves to LA to live with her older sister and her husband; but soon, she gets a little too close to her brother-in-law; also starring Pamela Bellwood, Ted Wass, Efrem Zimbalist, Jr; directed by Steven Hilliard Stern; {print quality A}

BEST OF CHER
(1973-1983) A 2 hour collection containing the best segments from Cher's CBS TV series; guest stars include Elton John, Bette Midler, Ike and Tina Turner, Patti Labelle, Flip Wilson, Kris Kristofferson, Rita Coolidge, Ray Charles, Linda Ronstadt, Gregg Alman, Freddie Prinz and The Pointer Sisters; plus the Sonny and Cher 'reunion' on the DAVID LETTERMAN SHOW in 1983; {print quality B}

BEST OF HUNTER S THOMPSON
See Hunter S. Thompson at his gonzo best on Late Night with Conan O’Brien; Late Night with David Letterman; The Charlie Rose Show; Prime Time Live; C-Span; George McGovern Tribute; The Crazy Never Die; Interviewing Keith Richards for ABC TV; and much, much more thanks to this AMAZING 2 hour plus DVD collection! B QUALITY. 2 HOURS.

BEYOND GLORY (1948 with Alan Ladd)
Beyond Glory" (1948) integrates flashbacks and present actin to tell a compelling story of a West Point cadet accused of lying and dishonesty, which are grounds for dismissal from the famous military academy in shame. With Alan Ladd, Donna Reed. Directed by John Farrow (Mia Farrow's father). Very Rare BLACK/WHITE. B- Quality.

BIGGER THAN LIFE
1956. A seriously ill schoolteacher (James Mason) becomes dependent on a "miracle" drug that begins to affect his sanity. After popping too many of these pills he talks down to everyone because he is BIGGER THAN LIFE. From the dir of Rebel Without A Cause, Nicholas Rey. Also has Barbara Rush, Walter Matthau, Roland Winters. B+ Quality

BROKEN MIRRORS (Gebroken spiegels)
Marleen Gorris (of the L Word) wrote and directed this 1984 flick. Dutch but English dubbed. 108 Min. Released in Holland as Gebroken Spiegels, Broken Mirrors is set for the most part in an Amsterdam brothel. Lineke Ripman and Henriette Tol play two whores who begin to rebel against their lot in life. Their story is counterpointed by a subplot involving housewife Edda Barends, who is kidnapped by one of the brothel's customers; as Barends starves to death, her captor takes photographs of her last days on earth. B/B- Quality.

CELEBRITY PORN (XXX)
Here's a collection of hardcore (XXX) short films and segments which major stars would rather forget -- included are Linda Blair, Barbara Streisand, Jayne Kennedy, Linnea Quigley, Chuck Berry, Sylvester Stallone, Elvira, Rob Lowe, plus many more (of course most of the celebrities deny the authenticity of these clips-- you be the judge!); {print quality varies from clip to clip B+/B}

CHASTITY
(1969) UPGRADED PRINT! Directed by Alessio De Paola; Extremely rare! Cher's motion picture debut! She plays a teen runaway who ends up as a prostitute in Mexico; in English; also starring Tom Nolan; {print quality A}

CHUCK BERRY'S HOME MOVIES (XXX)
(XXX) Nasty, nasty, nasty; Chuck be a very naughty boy; 35 minutes of Chuck Berry's personal home movies; notice - very rough; see Chuck & his water sports; {print quality B}

DELINQUENTS (Kylie)
(1989) Australian production; directed by Chris Thomson; starring singer Kylie Minogue, Charlie Schlatter, Bruno Lawrence and Todd Boyce; a small town circa mid 1950's - Lola and Brownie are in love but their parents don't approve; {print quality A-/B+}

DOING TIME ON MAPLE DRIVE
(1991) Sobering study of dysfunctional family dealing with homosexuality and alcoholism; rare, early role by Jim Carrey; directed by Ken Olin; In English with Portuguese subtitles; {print quality A-}

Dr. JEKYLL AND MR. HYDE - THE MUSICAL
(1973) an obscure British production directed by David Winters; starring Kirk Douglas Donald Pleasence Susan George Susan Hampshire Michael Redgrave and Stanley Holloway; music by Lionel Bart and Irwin Kostal; {the visual quality of this print is rated B}

EAST SIDE STORY
(1988) Marc Anthony's debut film! Rare! Never seen in the USA before! Puerto Rican production; in English with Portuguese subtitles; Exploits of 3 Puerto Ricans who try to break into the music biz in New York; so bad, its good in an incredibly awful sort-of-way; directed by Frank Di Sardo; {print quality A-}

FIVE ASHORE IN SINGAPORE (1967)
With Sean Flynn. Marika Green, Terry Downes. Very hard to find comedy thriller with Sean Flynn. A CIA agent and four Marines find Marines in a frozen state on a mad scientist's floating laboratory. Based on the novel by Jean Bruce. Cinq Gars Pour Singapour. B PRINT QUALITY. COLOR. ENGLISH.

FOR LOVE AND LOVE ALONE (widescreen)
(1993) Italian production; in French language with Spanish subtitles, No English; starring Penelope Cruz as the virgin Mary, with Diego Abatantuono (as Joseph) and Stefania Sandrelli as a rich prostitute who has an affair with Joseph; a highly controversial, very realistic and beautifully filmed version of the biblical 'Mary and Joseph' story; a bachelor who had known Mary since she was a little girl (with lice!) falls for her after she hits puberty, but before he can marry her she becomes pregnant and tries to convince him that she had been seduced by an angel; original Italian title PER AMORE SOLO PER AMORE; {print quality A}

GET TO KNOW YOUR RABBIT (TOM SMOTHERS)
With Tom Smothers and Orson Wells. A young businessman (Tom Smothers) goes to a magic expert (Orson Welles) to learn hardness and skill with his cynical and greedy collaborators. He becomes a very good tap dancer, but will he be able to get free of his old boss? 1972. Color. B+ Quality.

HE WHO GETS SLAPPED (1924)
ENGLISH WITH FRENCH SUBTITLES. The first film produced by the newly-formed Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer (MGM), and the first featuring Leo the lion. Chaney plays scientist, Paul Beaumont, who makes some incredible discoveries. Yet, he's unaware his wife is running around with his wealthy benefactor, Baron Regnard. After announcing his discoveries, Beaumont locks-up his findings but his wife steals them and gives them to her lover. With Musical score. Good Quality for an 80+ year old Lon Chaney film.

HONEYMOON MACHINE, THE
The Honeymoon Machine is a very funny comedy starring unlikely comedian Steve McQueen. The movie tells the story of three navy men who develop a scheme to win at the roulette tables in a Venice casino. At first, their plan goes off without a hitch until Navy Admiral Fitch gets involved and suspects an invasion. It only complicates things that McQueen is dating the Admiral's daughter. Directed by Richard Thorpe. A PRINT QUALITY.

I WALK ALONE
1948. With Burt Lancaster. Dir by Byron Haskin. Frankie Madison returns to New York after 14 years in prison. Noll Turner, Frankie's former partner in bootlegging, is now a wealthy nightclub manager, and Frankie is expecting him to honor a verbal '50:50' agreement they made when he was caught and Noll got away. Fat chance! Can Frankie, who knows only the strong-arm methods of Prohibition, win out against Big Business? It'll be tough...even with the unlikely alliance of torch singer Kay (Noll's ex-girlfriend). Black/White. Film Noir. B Quality

INSIDE THE GOLDMINE
(1994) Here is the movie to see! Black humor and biting satire of Beverly Hill's youth (it's like 90210 gone mad) set against the vicious murder of a starlet; English language with Portuguese subtitles; starring and directed by Josh Evans; also starring Alan Marshal and Drew Barrymore; {print quality A}

JAYNE KENNEDY/LEON ISAAC KENNEDY
(198?) As the rumor goes... when Leon Isaac and Jayne got divorced he dumped this "home video" into the underground; the quality is not great - in fact we'd call it 'poor' (mostly due to inferior video cameras at the time) - but if you've been dying to seen Ms Kennedy in the nude doing impressive sausage tricks here's the ticket; 60 minutes of balling and sucking; {print quality C/C-}

KNUT HAMSUN'S MYSTERIES (1978)
Netherland. 1978.Based on the Nobel Prize winning author Knut Hamsun's novel of the same name, an awesome writer who has been shunned for many years by European Community. This story is about a woman in a small seaside village who becomes the object of a mysterious, strange drifter. With a young Rutger Hauer starring as the drifter. Dubbed into English with unremovable subtitles. A- Print Quality.

Le LIBERTINE (widescreen)
(2000) French production, notorious for a nude scene by Audrey Tautou (AMELIE); in French with Portuguese subtitles, No English; a bawdy period film about philosopher, and noted libertine, Denis Diderot (Vincent Perez), concentrating on his stay at a permissive aristocrat's estate, a sojourn which was interrupted by the arrival of a cardinal and his lusty spy; directed by Gabriel Aghion; also starring Fanny Ardant, Michel Serrault, Arielle Dombasle; with theme music by Boy George; {print quality A}

LETTING MY HAIR DOWN (Eng subs)
(1993) Feature film by Mexican singer Gloria Trevi; also starring Humberto Zurita; It seemed innocent in '93 but now - in light of her arrest for kidnapping and child trafficking - this story of a singer fighting against a sinister group of child-nappers appearss wildly perverse and too close to reality; original Mexican title PELO SUELTO (Loose Hair); in Spanish with English subtitles; {print quality B+}

LIST OF ADRIAN MESSENGER, THE
Messenger asks a friend to check into a list of names before leaving on a trip. When his plane is blown out of the sky, the matter becomes more serious. As his friend checks into the list, each seems to have died in mysterious circumstances. As he goes down the list, the deaths become more recent and a race to find the remaining survivors and what put each of them on this list ensues.With Tony Curtis, Burt Lancaster, Kirk Douglas, Frank Sinatra and loads of other stars. A- Print.

LOS ANGELES WITHOUT A MAP
(1998) French/British production; in English with Spanish subtitles; a young scottish undertaker falls in love with an American tourist so he leaves everything and goes to L.A. to find her; starring David Tennant, Julie Delpy, Johnny Depp, Anouk Aimee, Joe Dallesandro, Amanda Plummer and Victoria Shaw; directed by Mika Kaurismaki (TIGERO); also known as L.A. WITHOUT A MAP {print quality A}

LOVE IN LIMBO
(1992) Australian production; in English with Portuguese subtitles; This one is a ton of fun! The sexual misadventures of a very horny teenager coping with puberty in the '50s; starring Craig Adams, Russell Crowe (yes, THE Russell Crowe) and Aden Young; directed by David Elfick; {print quality A}

MAIN ATTRACTION
(1962) This movie was supposed to change Pat Boone's wholesome image but it almost destroyed his career! Sleazy story of a hotheaded drifter (Boone) who joins a European traveling circus as a bedpartner for the bosslady (Mai Zetterling) but with eyes for a young horseback rider (Nancy Kwan); directed by Daniel Petrie; {print quality B}

MR. WROE'S VIRGINS
(1993) Minnie Driver full frontal nude scene! Sought-after British mini-series directed by Danny Boyle (28 DAYS LATER); in English; highly acclaimed period drama about an obscure 19th Century religious zealot and his sexual influences on the 7 young women who care for his household; based on the novel by Jane Rogers; also starring Jonathan Pryce, Kathy Burke, Kerry Fox; with a surprising amount of nudity; {print quality B+/B, also note - there is a small logo in the upper left corner of the screen}

RAPE OF THE SABINES
(1961) A sex-driven peplum; Italian production dubbed into English; directed by Alberto Gout; starring Roger Moore (yes, Mr James Bond), Francis Blanche, Myle Demongeot, Jean Marais, Scilla Gabel, Giorgia Moll and Rosanna Schiaffino; Romulus (Moore) the founder of Rome needs women for his new empire so he and his army capture the women from nearby Sabinia... then after a lot of horizonal frolicking the Romans are attacked by the pissed-off men of Sabinia; original Italian title IL RATTO DELLA SABINE; also known as THE SHAME OF THE SABINE WOMEN and ROMULUS AND THE SABINES; uncut Roger Moore peplum; {print quality B+}

SEX, LIES AND VIDEO VIOLENCE (2000)
MUST SEE! From Sweden. Very hard to find cult phenomenon! With English Subtitles. Richard Holm & co show that you don´t need a lot of money to create something wonderfully funny and violent. Spoofing a lot of films along the way, Mikael Beckman has to fight off the Clockwork Orange-gang, Frigga from "Thriller", the Alien-monster, a German terrorist from "Die Hard" and Robocop(superbly played by football expert Tony Johansson). And yes, it IS the genuine Brandon Lee in his last starring appearence. Not to mention Mel Brooks! aka Sex, lögner & videovåld. Richard Holm directs. A PRINT QUALITY. ENGLISH SUBS

SHAVED PUSSY (Volaverunt) (widescreen)
(1999) Spanish production; in Spanish with Portuguese subtitles, No English; Bigus Luna's sweeping story of sex and murder in 18th century Spain; several guests (including the painter Goya, the prime minister, the queen's lover, among others) become suspects when a Spanish duchess is killed during a party; "Volaverunt" is the name the duchess has given to her shaved vagina; Penelope Cruz stars in a nude scene as she poses for 'the naked Maja; also starring Aitana Sanchez-Guijon (from A WALK IN THE CLOUDS), Jorge Perugorria and Stefannia Sandrelli; {print quality A}

SHEHERAZADE
(1990) French production, in English with Portuguese subtitles; Includes superstar Catherine Zeta-Jones' only nude scene! Catherine is a beautiful slave girl who, with the aid of a genie, tries to flee from a murderous sheik; Philippe de Broca directs; also known as 1001 Nights; {print quality A}

SIX BRIDGES TO CROSS
1955. Tony Curtis gives one of the best performances of his career as the mastermind of an armoured car robbery. This movie avoids cliches and goes straight to original character development while paying meticulous detail to the orchestration of the caper. Thoroughly absorbing from every standpoint. A QUALITY. With Sal Mineo. Dir by Joseph Pevney.

SKIDOO
(1968) Counter-culture comedy; LSD, free love, hippies and gangsters! directed by Otto Preminger; starring Jackie Gleason, Groucho Marx, George Raft, John Phillip Law, Carol Channing, Frank Gorshin, Harry Nilsson, Burgess Meredith, Frankie Avalon, Peter Lawford, Mickey Rooney, Cesar Romero and Richard Kiel; music by Nilsson; when this movie hit the theaters in the late '60s the conservative audiences were dumbstruck by the drugs and psychedelia!; {print quality A}

SOLDIER IN THE RAIN
A favorite amongst many cinephiles, this Jackie Gleason and Steve McQueen classic rarely gets any showtime. Sentemental military comedy revolves around two contemporary army buddies, Master Sergeant Maxwell Slaughter (Jackie Gleason), a smooth operator, who supply Sergeant Eustis Clay (Steve McQueen) idolizes and hopes will join him as a civilian in a private business enterprise. Clay endeavors to be a player in the military, just like Slaughter, but it seems as though Clay still has a lot to learn from his mentor. They are joined by Tuesday Weld as a shrill dizzy blonde teenager named Bobby Jo Pepperdine and Tony Bill as bumbling Private First Class Jerry Meltzer, McQueen's screwball sidekick. A+ QUALITY. 1963. BLACK/WHITE.

STARCROSSED
UPGRADE (1985) Rare and sought-after TV sci-fi film starring Belinda Bauer and James Spader; in English with Portuguese subtitles; a better than average rip-off of STARMAN; Bauer plays an alien escaping from two evil spacemen who enslaved her planet when she meets a garage mechanic (Spader) who helps her; despite an obviously low budget, an excellent script and performances elevate the film; directed by Jeffrey Blooom; uncut, 94 minutes; {print quality A-/B+}


STARLIFT (1951)
If you want to see all of the Warner Stars from 1950 - 1955, they're all here. It's fun to see so many famous faces like Doris Day and Gordon MacRae, but there is no real plot to this movie. Also with James Cagney, Gary Cooper, Virginia Mayo. Black/White. Dir by Roy Del Ruth. A Quality. 1951

The BRAVE
(1997) Fully uncut; 123 minutes; starring and directed by Johnny Depp; also starring Marlon Brando; NO USA RELEASE! a desperate man agrees to be tortured and killed in a gruesome death for a $50,000 settlement to his family; in English language with Portuguese subtitles; music by Iggy Pop; {print quality A}

THE GOALIE'S ANXIETY AT THE PENALTY KICK
This little known Wim Wenders film was filmed while he was on break between bigger projects. But it still provokes. This film is a unique experience. Alternately strange, boring, and fascinating, it's the story of a professional German football goalie who simply walks off the playing field one day and proceeds to roam the city idly, stopping to pick up newspapers (to check the scores), watch movies, loiter around, and commit the random murder of a ticket-girl at the cinema he frequents. B+ Quality. ENGLISH SUBTITLES


THE SCIENTIFIC CARDPLAYER (English subtitles)(widescreen)
(1972) Extremely rare Bette Davis film, never released in the US! Stellar cast also includes Joseph Cotten, Alberto Sordi and Silvana Mangano; Italian production, in Italian Language with English subtitles; Odd black comedy about a poor Italian couple who try to get rich by beating a wealthy old American (Davis) in cards; Excellent performances; directed by Luigi Comencini; original Italian title LO SCOPONE SCIENTIFICO;  Please Note - VSoM also sells this title in an Italian language only version with a slightly better print quality under the title THE SCOPONE GAME; {print quality B/B+}

THE YOUNG DON'T CRY
1957. He's too tough for tears...because he had to grow up too fast! Here's the story of a teen-ager who tried to make it the hard way...with all the odds against him! With Sal Mineo & James Whitmore. A- Quality. Black/White.

UNCOVERED
(1994) Starring Kate Beckinsale (in her only known nude scene); English language with Spanish subtitles; a woman who restores artwork becomes obsessed with unraveling a murder mystery dealing with a 500 year old painting; also starring John Wood, Sinead Cusack, Michael Gough and Peter Wingfield; directed by Jim McBride; music by Philippe Sarde; also known as XEQUE-MATE and LA TABLA DE FLANDES; {print quality A}

VROOM
(1988) British production in English with Portuguese subtitles; directed by Beeban Kidron; Sexy rendition of 'young irresponsible guy meets older married woman' story, only this time they all hit the road in a classic car; with a young Clive Owen in his first film role, Diana Quick, David Thewlis and Jim Broadbent; {print quality A-}

WHITE WEDDING (subtitles) (widescreen)
(1989) Dark, depressing story of forbidden love; French production; in French with English subtitles; directed by Jean-Claude Brisseau; starring Vanessa Paradis (with nude scenes), Bruno Cremer, Jean Deste and Francois Negret; a teacher risks his job and his marriage when he allows himself to be seduced by one of his teenage students; original French title NOCE BLANCHE; {print quality B/B-}

YOUNG MUSSOLINI
(1993) Italian production, dubbed into English with Portuguese subtitles; directed by Gianluigi Calderone; starring Antonio Banderas (in fiery portrayal of dictator Mussolini's early life), with Toni Bertorelli, Valentina Lainati and Franco Mescolini; anarchy and the rise of socialism in Italy; original Italian title IL GIOVANE MUSSOLINI; {print quality A-}

   
   

 

 

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